[笑话]帅.........

Written by for3w on 2005-07-05 - 0 Comments - 125View

我出生在一个普通家庭，父母健康，有爷爷奶奶，还有几个姑姑叔叔。

　　据说，我出生时，天空的北方，出现祥云一片，渐渐由远至近，飘到我家房顶后，幻化成一个字：帅

　　爸爸见到我后，声嘶力竭的哭了一个半月，他打死也不相信我是他的染色体遗传下来的孩子，几次携菜刀冲到我母亲床前，挥舞着说要把我斩成肉泥，母亲以死相护，我才得以存活。

　　爷爷的青光眼十几年了，一米开外分不清是人是狗，可是当我出现在他眼前的时候，老人家老泪纵横，自谫双目，从此不见天日，说是不想再见到人，以免后患无穷。

　　后来，母亲为了证明自己的清白，拉着父亲要去医院作亲子鉴定，医生揭开被子只看了一眼就哭了，抹着鼻涕说回去吧，这不是你儿子，谁的也不是，人类生不出这么帅的孩子......

　　一个实习的小护士走过，看见了襁褓中的我，立刻找了盒红印泥，把我的指纹印了下来，并把盘好的头发一下子散开，对着我喃喃道：长发为君留，此生若不嫁你，长发不减,清灯古佛,自梳闺中......
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SEO Strategies

Written by for3w on 2005-07-04 - 0 Comments - 201View

The individual sessions provided numerous handy tips and insights. Here are samples from my notes:

Your primary audience is human. Search engines should receive secondary consideration. Fortunately, SEO will make your site friendly not only to search engines, but also to your human visitors.

Search engine robots look for two things: text and links. Obviously, if your text is not relevant 继续阅读...

John.Wiley.and.Sons.CSS.Hacks.and.Filters

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列一下目录，粗略看了一下，还是有参考价值

Chapter 1:Why Hack CSS?
Chapter 2:Filtering CSS for Older Browsers
Chapter 3:Hiding CSS from Newer Browsers
Chapter 4:Applying Conditional Comments
Chapter 5:Scripting JavaScript and Document Object Model Hacks
Chapter 6:Coding Server-Side Solutions
Chapter 7:Enhancing Graphics and Media with CSS
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